But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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