i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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