The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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