This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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