What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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