she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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