yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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