is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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