no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
