OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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