Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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