I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Christians are straight up FREAKS
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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