I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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