guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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