So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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