a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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