talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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