I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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