You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
as a side note pls kill me
I'm bleeding and have questions
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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