So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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