There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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