i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize