highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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