i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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