im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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