Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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