I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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