Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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