my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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