Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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