Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think people are normalizing furries
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