goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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