That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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