lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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