It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
