Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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