I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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