what if I'm pregnant?
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You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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