Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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