You're my little dorito
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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