it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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