I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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