I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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