Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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