talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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