i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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