In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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