Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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