This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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