It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
