I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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