did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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