Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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