If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
this is an emotional support booty call
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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