I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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