She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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