I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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