Need sex. Gaining weight.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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